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Vladimir Putin tries to corner the virgin vote:

Marina Galperina translates:

"We’ll find out, little beauty, who faith has in store for you."
"You know, I hope it’s for love." Blink-blink-blink. "It’s my… first time."
"The carrrds will tell the truth… I see it will be for love… without deception…" (AHEM AHEM)
A Putin card is revealed.
"Wow. It’s him!"
"You’ll be happy with him. He’ll protect you like a stone wall." (Or something…)
And the kicker:
Putin. First time — only for <3.
Oh, barf.